The Trope of the Beta Male Married Husband

She cheated? You probably deserved it.

This is still my favorite post that I’ve ever written for married men. No one ever thinks they deserve to get cheated on, but fuck me if vast majority of men don’t deserve it.

Man, you're like one of those infrared paint strippers. Scary to handle, but oh the results!! — Review of this Article.

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I like browsing r/all sometimes. I'll usually find a couple of cute animal videos to show my wife. Inevitably, some incredibly beta male whining will always show up.

Case in point -

Never once is it pointed out that the guys bitching about not getting their dicks suck most likely aren't guys who's dicks are worth sucking. Chore play, begging, blah blah blah. These guys get married and the first thing they decide to do is become incredibly unattractive.

Which brings me to my point. The reason it's so easy to fuck married women is the same reason it's so easy to fuck women with boyfriends. When a woman is single, your competition is everyone. When a woman is "committed", your competition is only 1 person. And I'd bet that that 1 person is most likely a gigantic boring turd. So when CHAD or Senile CAD (shoutout to 60year old+) rocks up and decides he wants her... holy shit. It's like eating Michelin star food after you've been eating frozen dinners for the past 9 years.

Which brings me to my second point. If your wife is fucking someone else or looking to fuck someone else, consider for a moment that you're a guy that deserves to be cheated on. If your wife is as high quality as you'll likely claim she is, then doesn't she deserve someone better than the sad sack of shit that you are? Now, if you're fucking awesome, then don't you deserve better than the lying, cheating, ungrateful harpy that is your cunt bag? In which case, why haven't you lawyered up yet? Because the truth of the matter is this, it's more likely the former instead of the latter.

You, my dear anonymous reader, are most likely the type of guy that deserves to be cheated on. Your wife, most likely, still for some god forsaken reason is putting up with your weak shit. So when your wife fucks another dude because you suck, why are you going to get all pissy at your wife? Why aren't you pissy at yourself? "She promised! Our vows!" you can whine. But I can guarantee you that her vows and her promises weren't to the sad sack of shit you are, they were to the great guy she thought she was going to marry. And I'm sure that your vows weren't to the harpy piece of shit that sits on the couch and eats potato chips all day either.

So take action. Either sit there, whine, mope, and complain about how it's unfair. Or go put in the time, energy, and effort to be the guy who isn't worth cheating on - the guy who can dump her ass and pick up that slut Debby from next door no problemo while your wife gets her shit out of your house.

tl;dr - most of you guys deserve to get cheated on.

Sidenote: tl;dr's devalue your efforts.